SOMEWHAT HERE

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via crougar)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via breedom)

dampsandwich:

i want a boob job. a job involving boobs. that would be nice.

(via goldboob)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via goldboob)

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

(Source: andross, via missstephania)